May 2012
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May 28th
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clientsfromhell: A client sent an (exceptionally) rude Word Doc outlining the ‘psychic’ website she wanted to start, with comments like “I know you’ll have trouble understanding this,” “don’t question me, I know it’s going to work,” and best of all, “I know you have nothing going on in your life - see this as an opportunity to finally do something useful.” After I sent her my quote… Client:...
May 28th
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May 26th
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“On top of all the other reasons the right hates Obama, there is also the fact...”
– That Obama Feller Knew What He Was Talking About (via wilwheaton)
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 19th
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Anonymous asked: Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?
May 18th
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“I’m (expletive deleted) starving.”
– Celebrity chef Mario Batali • Discussing the diet he’s currently on — he’s eating like he’s on food stamps (an average of $1.48 per meal, or $31 per week) in protest of potential cuts to the federal food stamps program. His family was nice enough to join him in what he calls a conversation starter...
May 17th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 11th
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Suri's Burn Book: So I have some news.While the... →
surisburnbook: So I have some news. While the Afflecks have been doting over Baby Samuel (and surely showering even less frequently than usual) and the Smiths have been spending loads of money attempting to bribe Lady Gaga into mentoring Willow, I’ve been doing something much more productive in my free time. I am going to buy this. Because this tumblr is full of snark, and therefore I enjoy...
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 8th
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Everybody in the party do the cha-cha.: Meme:... →
milkbeansandjam: Meme: You’ve been tagged. Rule 1 - post the rules. Rule 2 - answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them. + message whoever sent you the meme back letting them know. … Uh… Okay, so if you decide to do this - I’m not tagging anybody -...
May 8th
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WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: For all the people who ask... →
neil-gaiman: Neil Gaiman 1 Write. 2 Put one word after another. Find the right word, put it down. 3 Finish what you’re writing. Whatever you have to do to finish it, finish it. 4 Put it aside. Read it pretending you’ve never read it before. Show it to friends whose opinion you…
May 8th
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May 8th
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Which Avenger Are You? →
milkbeansandjam: kitthegirl: freemanrage: slashyking: You are most like the Hulk. On the outside, you are a reserved, soft spoken person who is a bit withdrawn and prefers solitary to socialization. But underneath you harbor some angry feelings that are prone to explode at any moment. Though struggling with self-control and self-confidence, you have a sharp mind and strong moral compass...
May 8th
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New Music! →
wesleyblaylock: Here is some new music I have been working on!  I am really excited about it…and I would love it if you could check it out. If you like it, pick up the pre-sale and tell your friends about it.  I would greatly appreciate your help in getting the word out there. Thanks for everything.   Wesley Deas Vail’s amazing singer is releasing new music. Everyone should get on...
May 7th
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May 5th
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Invade my privacy.
Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body.
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood.
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my best friend.
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things.
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.
May 5th
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